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ne azn gherl would::::::: ( dis was from a mail)
> > > >1. be wearing platforms
> > > >2. be wearing flares
> > > >3. have one of those fake voices on tha
> > phone
> > > >4. carry a bighuge purse
> > > >5. carry hella pictures of her homeez in the
> > purse
> > > >6. knows everybody in town
> > > >7. thinks she knows about cars, but really
> > don't
> > > >8. if she always be fiending for "pho"
> > > >9. lies about her age when y'all first meet
> > > >10. thinks she knows how to drive
> > > >11. talks hella fast on your voice mail
> > > >12. has a 800 or 888 number
> > > >13. shares a 800 or 888 with her homeez
> > > >14. carries a pager for the time
> > > >15. has money but is hella cheap when it
> > comes to paying
> > > >16. has taken studio pictures more than 7
> > times a month
> > > >17. wears a(n) nautica, tommy, polo, nike,
> > or adidas jacket
> > > >18. wears those fake-ass leather jackets
> > > >19. is seen every week at the mall
> > > >20. wear tight see-through shirts
> > > >21. never goes anywhere without at least her
> > homie or her cousin
> > > >22. seems to be cousins with all the females
> > in town
> > > >23. drives hella crazy....cuz she can't
> > reach the pedal all the way
> > > >24. thinks she's fat.... when she's like a
> > little toothpick
> > > >25. likes it when peeps tell her she's
> > cute.... cuz she conceited
> > > >26. brings hundred lbs. of make-up in her
> > purse
> > > >27. carries a back-pack to the mall after
> > school.... like she's a
> > > school girl
> > > >28. wants to get color contacts to look good
> > > >29. is always talkin about "Asian Pride"
> > > >30. is always reppin her nat'lity
> > > >31. knows cities as their area code rather
> > than the name
> > > >32. calls a city by ?-town or ?-side
> > > >33. if she's a good girl.... has strict ass
> > parents
> > > >34. if she's a bad girl.... goes out every
> > night
> > > >35. used to be a thug/gangsta girl
> > > >36. loves to karaoke with her homegirls
> > > >37. can't sing when she's with her man
> > > >38. can write hella nice
> > > >39. writes "sorry so sloppy" on every letter
> > > >40. dislike Mariah Carey's racist ass
> > > >41. dislike Hilfiger's racist ass
> > > >42. dislike DiCaprio's gay ass
> > > >43. dislike Ma$e's retarded ass
> > > >44. dislike Russian's stank asses
> > > >45. watches Dayz of our Livez
> > > >46. watches guys play b-ball
> > > >47. thinks she can play b-ball
> > > >48. plays b-ball without shoes.... cuz she
> > only has platforms
> > > >49. if her natural hair color is nothing but
> > a faint memory in the
> > > past
> > > >50. rather be single than go with a
> > white-boy
> > > >51. freaks at every dance
> > > >52. booty shakes at every dance
> > > >53. if she's a good girl.... loves lil' kids
> > > >54. if she's a bad girl.... loves to hate
> > lil' kids
> > > >55. wants an Integra GS-R.... cuz every girl
> > does
> > > >56. asks every guy she knows for a ride to
> > everywhere
> > > >57. calls everyone to get a ride
> > > >58. pages everyone with "good night" when
> > they go to sleep
> > > >59. pages everyone with her number.... just
> > to say hi
> > > >60. loves money.... regardless who's it is
> > > >61. and they type lYk dyS nD sHiyEt
GURLZ
Don't say you understand when you don't.
Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
We are DrAmA queens.
Fashion police do exist.
We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems,
paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tElL uss we arent
You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys,
and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't
you piss in the toilet and not on it.
Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it
> >> This is a test to find out if you are a hottie or just a
> >
> ><<
> ><< > cuttie??????
> > > > You are one of the lucky people who gets to take
> > > > this quiz!
> > > > First get paper and pen.
> > > > Now make a wish.
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> > > > 1)Are you tall or short?
> > > > 2)Are you skinny or average?
> > > > 3)Are tan or pale?
> > > > 4)Do you have green, blue, hazel, or brown eyes?
> > > > 5)Are you strong or weak?
> > > > 6)Are you smart or dumb?
> > > > 7)Are you from the North, South, East, West, or
> > > > Midwest?
> > > > 8)Are you a party animal or hermit?
> > > > 9)What is your favorite color out of blue, green,
> > > > pink, red, orange,or yellow?
> > > > 10)What is your favorite store out of Abercrombie
> > > > & Fitch or the Gap?
> > > > 11)Who do you think is a hottie?
> > > > ~~~~~~~~~~Now make your wish~~~~~~~~~~
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> > > > STOP... STOP... STOP...
> > > >
> > > > These are the Answers:
> > > > 1)Tall-sexy short-cute
> > > > 2)Skinny-sexy average-perfect
> > > > 3)Tan-cool pale-sweet
> > > > 4)Green-funny blue-sweet hazel-innocent
> > > > brown-naughty
> > > > 5)Strong-good boyfriend/girlfriend weak- good
> > > > friend
> > > > 6)Smart-cool dumb-airhead
> > > > 7)North-nice booty South-sexy
> > > > East-pretty West-hot Midwest-all of em'
> > > > 8)Party animal-popular hermit-needs a life
> > > > 9)Blue-playful green-radiant pink-energetic
> > > > red-devilish
> > > > orange-freaky yellow-crazy
> > > > 10)Abercrombie & Fitch- sexy Gap-hot
> > > > 11)He/she will be the one you marry If...you send this to 10 people
> > > Send it to:
> > > > 5-He/she will date you
> > > > 4-He/she will kiss you
> > > > 3-He/she and you will become good friends
> > > > 2-He/she will never notice you
> > > > 1-Something so embarrassing will happen to you in
> > > > front of your crush
> > > > 0-Don't come out of your room'
The story goes that some time ago a man
> punished his
> > 5-year-old daughter
> > for
> > wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping
> paper.
> > Money was tight and he
> > became even more upset when the child pasted
> the
> > gold paper so as to
> > decorate
> > a box to put under the Christmas tree.
> Nevertheless,
> > the little girl
> > brought
> > the gift box to her father the next morning
> and
> > said, "This for you,
> > Daddy."
> >
> >
> > The father was embarrassed by his earlier
> > overreaction, but his anger
> > flared
> > again when he found the box was empty. He
> spoke to
> > her in harsh manner,
> > "Don't you know, young lady, when you give
> someone a
> > present there's
> > supposed
> > to be something inside the package?"
> >
> >
> > The little girl looked up at him with tears
> in her
> > eyes and said, "Oh,
> > Daddy,
> > it's not empty. I blew kisses into it until
> it was
> > full."
> >
> >
> >
> > The father was crushed. He fell on his knees
> and put
> > his arms around his
> >
> > little girl, and he begged her to forgive him
> for
> > his unnecessary anger.
> >
> >
> > An accident took the life of the child only a
> short
> > time later and it is
> > told
> > that the father kept that gold box by his bed
> for
> > all the years of his
> > life.
> > And whenever he was discouraged or faced
> difficult
> > problems he would
> > open the
> > box and take out an imaginary kiss and
> remember the
> > love of the child
> > who had
> > put it there.
> >
> >
> > In a very real sense, each of us as human
> beings
> > have been given a
> > golden box
> > filled with unconditional love and kisses
> from our
> > children, family,
> > friends
> > and God. There is no more precious possession
> anyone
> > could hold.
> >
> >
> > You now have two choices . . . you can
> >
> >
> > 1. Pass this on to your friends, or
> >
> >
> > 2. Delete it and act like it didn't touch
> your
> > heart.
> >
> >
> > As you can see, I took choice No. 1. Friends
> are
> > like angels who lift us
> > to
> > our feet when our wings have trouble
> remembering how
> > to fly.